The cashier even laughed and told her that she might be right. Glenn: “Because chickens are harder to catch than cows.” Then-5 year old Katie, when her sister asked why we had to pay extra to substitute chicken for beef on our tacos at Taco Bell. Tali: My 2 year old, obsessed with nursing, walked in on me in the bathroom and said, “Mommy, nene (nurse) me on the potty while you sing Old McDonald.” I remember my daughter using the toilet after me and saying “Thanks for warming up the seat for me mommy.”ĭanielle: We picked up our son from his first day of pre-school and he came running up to us and said “Mom, Dad you are going to be Grandparents!” Huh? The problem is our father died in 1984 and my niece is only 5.Ĭhristina: While changing in the bathroom, my then 3-year-old son slapped me on the bottom and said “this is so cool mom, it just keeps going” HA HA HA! Of course the neighbor immediately offered my sister condolences. Teresa: My niece told my sister’s neighbor that she was very sad because her grandfather died and she really missed him. She looked at me, shook her head and said, “Man, I didn’t see that coming.” I laughed so hard. She took the container and I grabbed the remote back. She got it away from me so I opened my container of mini Oreo’s and offered her one since there was only one left in the container. Holly: When my 10 year old had just turned 5 he walked out of the bathroom and told me, “I’m 5 but my penis is still 4.”Ĭoreana: Yesterday morning my daughter was fighting me for the remote. Tiffany: “Mom, were you ever even remotely cool?” Said my 12-year-old son while I did a song and dance about a duck with my 9-year-old son. Michelle: “Why do they call them waiters when we are the ones who wait?” Kali: After jokingly threatening my little 6-year-old boy with sticks and coal for Christmas, he told me “We’ll, I can still use those for something.” I love his optimism. He said with super straight face, “Target!” Julie: After being silly and goofy, asked 3-year-old son where he came from. Jackie: “Why does it tell you there is a hidden drive? Not much of a secret if they tell you.” LOL Max age 8 I talk.” I had to do everything to keep from just dying laughing!ĭot: I used the phrase that “You kids will be the death of me” (I know, not good) and my little one says, “That’s ok Mommy, we will still grow up.” Her first comment…”Man, Mary (Jesus Mother) was lucky!”ĭawn: “You are not the boss! Barack Obama is the boss!” (At 4 years old)įawn: I was doing dishes one day and my very busy/strong willed 3 year old comes up to me and says…”Mama…. Kim: Doing Passport to Purity with my 12 year old and we get to the “birds and the bees” section. Heather Jacobs Most “who needs a warm bed when you have a warm mommy” Sara: 5 (year-old) yesterday at Central Park watching joggers: “Mama, why are there so many men showing off their nipples.”

Sandi: “Mom, will you please put my poops away?” (He had pooped in the bathtub and set them on the side for me to put in the toilet. Rhonda: As we were walking through the store, my 4.5 yr old daughter looks at me and asks, “Why do I always have to match my clothes and you don’t?”ĭeborah: “Guess what mommy? Daddy has a tail!” (Last names have been removed to protect the innocently hilarious and some quotes were altered slightly for grammar & spelling corrections only).įeel free to add to the list in the comments: Funny Things Kids SayĪutumn: Oh God, I have so many… I think my favorite was “Mommy, I love you, but we seem to have our differences.” from my 4 year old at bedtime.īecky: When I told my then 6-year-old son that I was expecting our 3rd child he said, ” You’ve got to be kidding me!!! Do you know how hard it is to raise 3 kids, mom?!” LOL So funny…and man, was he right. I asked that question to our friends in the Positive Parenting Solutions Community and boy, did I get some hilarious quotes! They were too funny not to share!

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